Total Medals Earned: 4,565 (From 520 different games.) Total Medal Score: 112,685 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (315/365 points)
No, not the rabbit!
Defeat the Mysterious Man in Ch. 2
Beat the game
Unlock everything that can be gotten from beating the game multiple times.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (160/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/140 points)
Collect three Golden Harpoons!
Kill yourself with a Red Barrier!
Kill a Slimy with your Harpoon.
Collect six Golden Harpoons!
Watch this mysterious stranger blink.
Kill yourself with your own Harpoon!
Collect the Golden Harpoon found in Scary Places.
Collect the last of every goldfish out there in the void.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (355/355 points)
get the first star
view the walkthrough
Im not single anymore, hoooraaaayyyy!!!!!!
get the second star
defeat don the dragon
defeat arnold the terminator
defeat rocky the italian seahorse
reached maxed level!!!
defeat big gomphus!!!
Medals Earned: 13/15 (300/360 points)
Reaching Level 2
Killing 80 Enemies
Killing 60 Enemies
Reaching Level 1
Killing 100 Enemies
Reaching Level 4
Reaching Level 3
Reaching Level 6
Reaching Level 5
Killing 150 Enemies
Killing 140 Enemie
Reaching Level 7
Killing 160 Enemies
Killing 120 Enemies
Finishing The Game
Medals Earned: 9/9 (375/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (105/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/315 points)
win the first level
upgrade vulcan to the max
win the stage without being hit
upgrade plasma to the max
upgrade missile to the max
end the game
Medals Earned: 12/12 (260/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Kill 200 enemies total
Bounce back from a really low health amount